Nuttbapbig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Nuttbapbig created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbapbig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nuttbapbig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nuttbapbig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nuttbapbig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Put Nuttbapbig first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.