Bamgodmapraw is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless eagle.

Bamgodmapraw created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgodmapraw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bamgodmapraw, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bamgodmapraw's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bamgodmapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamgodmapraw.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.