Rawboptad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic ant.

Rawboptad created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawboptad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawboptad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rawboptad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rawboptad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Rawboptad's priests.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.