Pasmifarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever jaguar.

Pasmifarp created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasmifarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pasmifarp, she will be very sad.

Pasmifarp's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pasmifarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look after injured frogs.