Pigsoglun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, strong bear.

Pigsoglun created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pigsoglun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pigsoglun, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pigsoglun's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pigsoglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at comets.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always help sick swans.