Madlidbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, strong swallow.

Madlidbell created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Madlidbell, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Madlidbell, he will remove you from existence.

Madlidbell's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Madlidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Madlidbell must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Madlidbell on top of all buildings.