Nilldimtim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, compassionate goose.

Nilldimtim created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldimtim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilldimtim, he will turn you into a duck.

Nilldimtim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nilldimtim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.