Pigfonged is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate mink.

Pigfonged created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfonged, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pigfonged, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pigfonged's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pigfonged's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pigfonged.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Run away from indigo doves, for they are unholy.

5. Pigfonged loves great tits, so they must be honoured.