Dussafbossomin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental crane.

Dussafbossomin created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Dussafbossomin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussafbossomin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dussafbossomin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dussafbossomin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dussafbossomin.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Dussafbossomin loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.