Bissnadjap is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil
wren.
Bissnadjap created humanity five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissnadjap, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bissnadjap, it will try to impress you with trees.
Bissnadjap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Bissnadjap's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers.
2. Do not shave your arms.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Bissnadjap.
5. Do not drink alcohol.