Omtlegbin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever fish.

Omtlegbin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtlegbin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtlegbin, she will turn you into a duck.

Omtlegbin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Omtlegbin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtlegbin.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.