Honvensandxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable chicken.

Honvensandxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honvensandxuc, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Honvensandxuc, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Honvensandxuc's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Honvensandxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never play with disobedient children.