Rapkanwit Fotcipren is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing swan.

Rapkanwit Fotcipren created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapkanwit Fotcipren, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rapkanwit Fotcipren, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rapkanwit Fotcipren's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rapkanwit Fotcipren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat oranges.