Sigbafdutbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust horse.

Sigbafdutbod created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sigbafdutbod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sigbafdutbod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sigbafdutbod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sigbafdutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Never talk about gulls.