Zodcunmon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak giraffe.

Zodcunmon created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodcunmon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodcunmon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zodcunmon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zodcunmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Zodcunmon loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about black holes.