Kanxendissgof is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous troll.

Kanxendissgof created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kanxendissgof, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kanxendissgof, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kanxendissgof's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kanxendissgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.