Popfedart is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, annoying dolphin.

Popfedart created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Popfedart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popfedart, it will turn you into a goat.

Popfedart's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Popfedart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Worship no other gods but Popfedart.

4. Put Popfedart first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.