Cussdabkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent sheep.

Cussdabkab created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussdabkab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussdabkab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cussdabkab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cussdabkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Cussdabkab loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Never paint your feet gray.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.