Cidhungut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous shark.

Cidhungut created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidhungut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cidhungut, he will turn you into a tree.

Cidhungut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cidhungut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cidhungut loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Cidhungut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.