Zimlegmid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Zimlegmid created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimlegmid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zimlegmid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zimlegmid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zimlegmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Worship no other gods but Zimlegmid.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.