Yoggofgun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable unicorn.

Yoggofgun created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoggofgun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yoggofgun, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yoggofgun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yoggofgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.