Quagbonfod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, emotional duck.

Quagbonfod created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Quagbonfod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quagbonfod, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quagbonfod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quagbonfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.