Rillarfrig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud rhinoceros.

Rillarfrig created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillarfrig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rillarfrig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rillarfrig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rillarfrig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.