Tangemratgatmig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy hamster.

Tangemratgatmig created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tangemratgatmig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tangemratgatmig, she will turn you into a tree.

Tangemratgatmig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tangemratgatmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not commit murder.