Wik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful duck.

Wik created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown foxes for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not make images of living things.