Yattarnjad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate clam.

Yattarnjad created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattarnjad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yattarnjad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Yattarnjad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yattarnjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed pineapples to voles while wearing blue kilts.