Kabbestkon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy mongoose.

Kabbestkon created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Kabbestkon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabbestkon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Kabbestkon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kabbestkon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the east.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Kabbestkon first in all things.

5. Always look after injured foxes.