Arncubhan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful hummingbird.

Arncubhan created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arncubhan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arncubhan, it will think nothing of it.

Arncubhan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Arncubhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Arncubhan.