Jiprakwik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy camel.

Jiprakwik created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiprakwik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jiprakwik, he will turn you into a goat.

Jiprakwik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jiprakwik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jiprakwik.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Jiprakwik loves rats, so they must be respected.