Tigfot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous wolf.

Tigfot created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigfot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tigfot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tigfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tigfot.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Tigfot on top of important buildings.