Catnul is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful
beaver.
Catnul created Asia two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Catnul, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Catnul, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Catnul's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Catnul's Holy Commandments1. Never mention whales.
2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Catnul on top of all buildings.
3. Do not wear carbon on your body.
4. Never feed onions to frogs while wearing turquoise shorts.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.