Sasbepfenspag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering duck.

Sasbepfenspag created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbepfenspag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasbepfenspag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sasbepfenspag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sasbepfenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never laugh near horses.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Sasbepfenspag on top of important buildings.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Worship no other gods but Sasbepfenspag.