Sogbasscat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring chicken.

Sogbasscat created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbasscat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sogbasscat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sogbasscat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sogbasscat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the south.

4. Never sing near shrews.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.