Nadvegkip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet pig.

Nadvegkip created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadvegkip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nadvegkip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nadvegkip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nadvegkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to snakes while wearing mauve jumpers.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never sit near horses.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.