Zedged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awesome faun.

Zedged created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Zedged, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zedged, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zedged's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Zedged's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.