Camsom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced fish.

Camsom created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Camsom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camsom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Camsom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Camsom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about galaxies.