Gupsidlip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, strong scorpion.

Gupsidlip created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupsidlip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupsidlip, she will destroy your home planet.

Gupsidlip's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gupsidlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Gupsidlip loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.