Ganlid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust faun.

Ganlid created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Ganlid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ganlid, it will turn you into a snail.

Ganlid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ganlid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.