Nibtunpin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable gerbil.

Nibtunpin created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibtunpin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibtunpin, he will send you a sign.

Nibtunpin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nibtunpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Nibtunpin.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Nibtunpin must be the most important thing in your life.