Citcetnig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane ferret.

Citcetnig created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Citcetnig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Citcetnig, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Citcetnig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Citcetnig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide from cyan sharks for they are unholy.