Nurlbeddid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful clam.

Nurlbeddid created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbeddid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurlbeddid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nurlbeddid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nurlbeddid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Never wear white shorts.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Nurlbeddid must be the most important thing in your life.