Nurlbeddid is a god.
He takes the form of a small, deceitful
clam.
Nurlbeddid created the Sun four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlbeddid, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Nurlbeddid, he will destroy your favourite star.
Nurlbeddid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Nurlbeddid's Holy Commandments1. Always treat horses with great respect.
2. Never think ill of sick frogs.
3. Never wear white shorts.
4. Never wear skirts.
5. Nurlbeddid must be the most important thing in your life.