Citgigkip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless raven.

Citgigkip created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citgigkip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citgigkip, he will strike you with lightening.

Citgigkip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Citgigkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.