Jadmipwik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish crow.

Jadmipwik created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadmipwik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadmipwik, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jadmipwik's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jadmipwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.