Pincedflig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous grasshopper.

Pincedflig created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pincedflig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pincedflig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pincedflig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Pincedflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill doves.