Yarkimarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain owl.

Yarkimarn created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarkimarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarkimarn, she will destroy your home planet.

Yarkimarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yarkimarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.