Hitflagaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective newt.

Hitflagaf created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitflagaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hitflagaf, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hitflagaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hitflagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never play with disobedient children.