Sisnatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, wise spider.

Sisnatdav created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnatdav, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sisnatdav, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sisnatdav's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sisnatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.