Bomartbombognibkanfud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless bee.

Bomartbombognibkanfud created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Bomartbombognibkanfud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bomartbombognibkanfud, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bomartbombognibkanfud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bomartbombognibkanfud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.