Negkinstig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring lizard.

Negkinstig created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Negkinstig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negkinstig, he will be very unhappy.

Negkinstig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Negkinstig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Negkinstig on top of all buildings.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.