Zanjarnbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless cobra.

Zanjarnbeg created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanjarnbeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zanjarnbeg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zanjarnbeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zanjarnbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Zanjarnbeg on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into violet rooms.